May 2013
85 posts
manda:
yahoo just bought tumblr
rip tumblr
soudas:
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
Can I just say
I hate being so god damn ugly.
I want to have that hollywood smile
I want to have the perfect body not skin and bones
I want to have beautiful long flowing and soft hair that looks good no matter what I do.
I want to be able to dress nice
AND NONE OF IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ME
I want to be just like this one girl. she has had every single thing ive ever wanted in my life.
Most importantly I want...
sasssuhfrasss asked: I'm going tonight!
anotherday-anothersnuggle:
don’t ever get your hopes up
ever
for anything
no matter what
you’ll be disa fucking pointed every time
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
161neveralone161:
beforethebereavement:
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.
Now she’s laying on the cold...
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and...
When I forget a line to a Disney song...
disneymydarling:
