it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
But I’m A Cheerleader (1999)
Walt Disney showing off the models for the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Originally there was going to be circling sharks under the poor fella walking the plank. From the Disneyland Tenth Anniversary Show (1965)
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"